Al Fresco runs an Italian food joint in Blind River. Shame was tossed outa there years ago, when he tied all of his spaghetti strands together, stood on the table, and yelled, "Watch me suck!" His suckyness caused neighboring diners to tie their strands onto the end of Shame's, and he ended up sucking for three hours. Afterward he was known as "The Biggest Sucker In Blind River" and "The King Of Suck", titles which he still holds today (nobody else wants them).