Roy Plomley.....And what luxury would you take?
Guest...........A blow up rubber doll, and a can of elastoplast.
Plomley (laughing)...Thats two items!
Guest...........Well, I'll take the elastoplast then.
Plomley.........OK, and thank you very much....Gary Glitter.
(And I've got the tape to prove it really happened!)
As for my 8, changes on a daily basis.