What? You're not going to send a personal thank you to each and every one of us?

Ok, fella, just be that way!

You think we were all watching, reading, writing, praying, setting forest fires from lighting candles, levitating 3 feet off the floor during intense meditations as healing thoughts focused entirely on you, Lame Brain, because we wanted you to get better?

You think most of us sat at our computers waiting for interminably long threads to load, focused only on one gawddamned Buckeye who craves attention so badly he'll turn an appendectomy into a near-death experience just to see how 'Catter's will respond because we give a rat's ass? (On the otherhand, Janie, what else would you expect from a Buckeye - them what likes to drive 50 mph in the right lane on the WV Turnpike because they enjoy the friendly middle finger waves people give them as "parade leader" when they pull out of the procession to pass on the right?)

Personally, I would be very hurt to not receive a personal thank you and an orchid for each time I posted or opened, read, and searched the threads for some news, except that I did at least get this opportunity to write a bunch of complex running and nearly unintelligible sentences.

So this time I'll let you off the hook.







(And btw, happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy you are on the mend. Don't pull a trick like this again, 'kay?)

Hogs and kicksus,

Janie