Ok, Pat. Here at the NYCFTTS we've got the titanium bedpans all scrubbed up ready and Nurse Ratchet (she scrubs up well,too) has just snapped on the extra strong, ribbed, sensitile-lubricated rubber gloves so we're all prepared for your convalescence once the bowling is over( best of luck for Tris, I've got money on him at Fat Larry's the bookie (kneecaps broken, no extra charge).

RtS