Oh come on...

This is Roy Harper we are talking about, The guy who's immortal lines

Watford gap, Watford Gap
Plate of grease and a load of crap

Got him banned from the BBC.

This is the guy who nearly died from a lung disiese after giving a sheep the kiss of life.

He must be laughing his arse off to how many people he has wound up. Does anyone seriously believe he wrote the song in ernest?

DeG