I was an aspawist for a short time in my youth, but then I realized that aspawism was simply too narrow a definition for someone like me to be constricted by. I no longer call myself an aspawist, because people might not understand. ;-) Anyway, it's silly to deny the existence of something like Spaw when there's no way of proving that he doesn't exist. ;-)

And if he didn't...then what?