GUEST,Alan Whittle

The only way it affects us is that the young disciples of Mumford will turn up at our clubs. And the question is, do we rise to the challenge. Or do the fiddle and squeezebox boys dig out their 90 minute medley (and then look at each in conspiratorial friendship and post-coital bliss) to keep the kids in their place.

Of course they might get lucky and find this.