Now I'm drooling at the thoughts of an Innocent McHare Burger; a well-hung & well-marinaded relope served up with suitably rank-relish & tongue-piercing mustards - and all washed down with wine & root-beer drank with good cheer if only to toast good sportsmen all.

Quorn I do like, BTW, by the way, though avoid the Family Roast which is every bit as rancid as it looks on the box no matter how you dress it up (THIS for example).