Yo-ho!!. Hey, I thought your post was great, and witty, too. Now after reading it, my mind is diffused, with all the different topics you brought up. One thing that is easily digested though, is "Obama to consecrate urinal in Blind River"..that could be taken a couple of different ways, depending on how much cheap beer, he just downed, or, the how much he needed to grab from the budget, to make the trip for the ceremony..and that was just to pay for Michelle's entourage!!!...and assistant wipers!!....for the other assistant 'flushers'!
In any event, like all his noble 'programs, to wipe out the private sector, it will all end up 'down the drain', anyway!
I guess what makes it a newsworthy item, to suck up your Homepage, will be all the pundits speculating on what gets sucked down the 'tubes' first, the beer, or the free private sector, before the closing sound of 'glawk-glawk'!!!

See, now even your clutter Homepage sucked up my time UNNECESSARILY!!!........By the way, while you're on your Homepage, any new developments on Lindsey Lohan????..I'm just dying to know!!!!!

Warmest Regards, of Course,

GfS