You could solve your problems in a similarly elegant and simple way, Mario, if you just got yourself a Dachshund! ;-)

On the other hand, with no problems...would the average person be in danger of losing the very sense of identity they have grown comfortable with? And would they feel they'd been deprived of something? Quite possibly. This can apply well to people who constantly complain about just about anything. ;-)

I am definitely considering changing my homepage to Google, so I may take your advice.