Somewhere, Little Hawk, you will find a way to change your home page to one of your own choice.

My computer opens to the home page of my ISP. It doesn't speak, wiggle, or flash. In fact it's completely static and quite boring. The text only changes about once every six months because the nice young Chads and Brads who run the company seem to forget all about it.

I'd be tempted to go with something more aesthetic, but it has the log-in boxes for my e-mail right there. And besides, I feel a mild affection for the Chads and Brads, who help me out in clear English whenever I have a problem.