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Thread #135742   Message #3098324
Posted By: Bev and Jerry
18-Feb-11 - 07:12 PM
Thread Name: BS: On Watson's 3-Day win on Jeopardy
Subject: RE: BS: On Watson's 3-Day win on Jeopardy
When Ken Jennings was a little baby,
Watching Jeopardy
Well he picked up a buzzer and he made a little speech
Said this buzzer's gonna be the death of me, lord, lord
This buzzer's gonna be the death of me

Alex he said to Ken Jennings
I'm gonna bring that computer 'round
I'm gonna bring that computer out on the set
I'm gonna whup those answers on down, lord, lord
Gonna whup those answers on down

Ken Jennings replied unto Alex
Lord, a man ain't nothing but a man
But before I'd let your computer beat me down
I'll die with a buzzer in my hand, lord., lord
I'll die with a buzzer in my hand

Now Alex said to Ken Jennings
I believe the set is falling in
Ken Jennings said to Alex don't you fret
Ain't nothing but my buzzer sucking wind, lord, lord
Nothing but my buzzer sucking wind

Now the man that invented the computer
He thought he was mighty fine
Ken Jennings racked up thirty-five grand
The computer won with seventy-nine, lord, lord
Computer won with seventy-nine

Ken Jennings gave a lot of answers
For three days he fought with pride
But he worked so hard, it broke his poor heart
And he laid down his buzzer and he died, lord, lord
Laid down his buzzer and he died

Ken Jennings had a little baby
You could hold him in the palm of your hand
And the first words I heard that little boy say was
My daddy was an answer giving man, lord, lord
Daddy was an answer giving man

Bev and Jerry