Did you know that Cedric the clam was repeatedly subjected to electric shock torture so that he would obediently squirt on cue? He finally committed suicide by jumping into a pot of boiling water, and the heartless cast of the Three Stooges then ate him!!! That is, Moe ate him...after smacking Larry in the face with a bent saw blade and stretching Curly's nose with the curved end of a crowbar.

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