Bieber only playing all-seater gigs

"Saturday, February 19 2011, 15:24 GMT
By Paul Millar, TV Reporter
© WENN / Lia Toby


Justin Bieber will only play in all-seater venues for his upcoming tour, his bodyguard has insisted.

The 'Never Let You Go' singer, who will perform tracks from his latest album My World, will have extra protection from his hardcore fans.

"You've got a mob pushing," Kenneth Hamilton told Rolling Stone magazine, "and even if it's little girls, they're crawling on top of each other with their arms and elbows, and getting injured.".. "


well... errrrm... meanwhile in an alternative dimension universe somewhere near you..


"Screaming hysterical folk music fans invade local Arts Centre stage....
scores hospitalised, many serious injuries, unconfirmed fatalities.
Reports emerging of attempts to identify missing popular folk singers
from Dental records
and DNA on shreds of clothing and hair
found in possession of detained souveneir hunting folk fans.
Greiving families demand inquiry into inadequate security and prior removal of comfy seats"....