Well, I think some of them are just bloody religious fanatics, but there's fair percentage of them that are fascinated by the thought of gay activities and are horrified by their own fascination. So they overreact about nine times over. Which accounts for all their raging and screaming. About what they think others might be up to.

They're dirty little secret is that they are closet gays, even to themselves. Tough on hard-bitten, gun-totin', tobacco-spittin' he-man cowboy who spends a lot of time worrying about his image.

Ha-a-a-o-u-wk PTUI!

Don Firth