So wantonly cruel! How crueller than a serpent's tooth is the smart ass tv couch potato!

Surely you remember the great speeches he gave, how the nations of the world were with him to man when he said Phasers on Stun, or Alright Warp factor Eight, and Beam me up Scotty! How every heart leapt when Uhuru gave him one of those, 'I want to sleep with this wonderful man' looks.

And now you mock his grey follicles and size 5XL Starship Uniform. Oh base ingratitude for pleasures past!