A small boy is visiting his grandparents, but he can't seem to stay quiet. He is running thru the house, bouncing a ball and yelling and generally being a nuisance. Finally, his grandmother stops him and says: "Johnny, that is SO loud and upsetting. Don't you know that if you had to go to Heaven, St.Peter would not let you stay if you acted like that?"

"Oh, sure he would!", Johnny replied. "I'd just run in & out of the Golden Gates, banging them open & closed."

"How would that help?"

"Well, after awhile St.Peter would say like Mom does..."Johnny, for God's sake...either come IN or go OUT!"