The Ecuminical Fair, By Don, Greg, Geof, and Bekka Meixner, made up on the ferry from Cape Vincent to Wolfe Island and Kingston Ontario in the summer of 1990At the ecuminical fair,
The nuns and priests were there,
Congregations crooned a gospel tune
with the Hell-Fired preachers there.
You aught to have the monk!
The barrels of wine he drunk.
The Bishop wheezed and feel to his knees
as he prayed for the soul of the Monk,
the monk, the monk
He prayed for the soul of the monk.