The thing is: so called Prince William (you can tell by the smirk on his royal chubby lttle baked bean shaped mush) is only marrying this woman to indulge his base desire for sexual intercourse.

Rather than making plans to fill the country with hottentots and hobbledehoys - so called wedding guests, we should give so called Prince William a clout round the earhole, tell him to take a cold bath and play with his Meccanno set until he's forty seven. At which point, he will have conquered his immature carnal lusts, and he will be able to take a more balanced view.