well theres no need to aim that high. We're talking about a man who walks through the tall thistles of the Balmoral estate in his kilt. he does so much for his country. Some say his literary style is too close to that of jane Austen and his cello playing too reliant on the influence of Pablo Cassals, but in my eyes, this is quibbling about perfection. A great role model as a father and a husband and a natural wit, whose bon mots have been known make us all laugh uproariously. He also has a keen interest in astronomy, and doubtless would have been an astronaut - were it not for his sense of imperial duty.

Lest you think I am unfeeling. I think the state should club together and buy William the big Meccanno set. The one with the electric motor. You can make all sorts of things with that. That an occasional chastening of the flesh would produce a young man of outstanding pedigree.