I `ad that Rick Stein in my cab the other day. I knew `ed just come up from Padstow `cos `e `ad a picture of "Chicko" in "The Golden Lion" sticking out of `is pocket. `e did not look at all `appy.
I said, "Morning Rick. Whassup? Recession getting you down and the customers beginning to baulk at your prices?".
`e said, " Nah Jim. It`s those pratts in Brussels going on about the oggies."
I said, "Well, it`s only right, ennit? Imagine Cornish pasties from Bradford. You wouldn`t know what you`re getting in `em."
`e said, "Nah, it`s not that Jim. I`ve been getting away with flavoured Icelandic cod for ages now they tell me I`ve gotta put beef in `em!!"

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