Keith, seeing Lox's post, I thought I might help you out here as I know you will wish to respond. So, the following is posted on your behalf. I know it is what you would want to post and now I have saved you the bother. :-)

IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
IT JUST CAN'T!
LIAR. RACIST.BIGOT!

No, don't thank me. Always happy to help.

Now about my unanswered questions......