I bet I know who this flippin' guy Joseep is, eh? I think I seen his flippin' vidios on, like, Youtube, eh? They SUCK!!! The guy can't flippin' play even, like, air guitar and get it flippin' right, know'm sayin'? His singin' sounds like a dyin' dog! Talk about a flippin' RETREAD! Holy Flip! I go arownd on Youtube regular lookin' fer piss poor videos by total flippin' total morons like Joseppe just so's I can, like, tell them how much they flippin' suck and laff at them and stuff. It is fun, eh? The world is fulla major loosers like JOsep and it is the job of majerly cool dudes like me to put them flipheads in there flippin' place and make them realyze where they flippin' STAND....at the bottom of the flippin' toylet bowle, that's where! Ha! Ha! Ha! I wisht Joesp was standin' in the street right now in front of me, cos I would just point at him and I would LAFF OUT LOWD! And I would say to all the people standin' all around on the flippin' sidewalk... "LOOK! We have a flippin' majer bolthole visitin' in our town here. He can't flippin' sing. He can't flippin' play air guitar. He can't even flippin probally tie his own shoes, eh? What a turd fondler! What a sorry flippin' case!"

Yup. I think I am gonna go find one of Jessops' videos right now just so's I can harrasse him some more.

- Shane