TWO RESTAURANT STORIES

"Serving Station"

A new and inexperienced waitress on her first
day tells another waitress she is concerned
about being able to carry the heavy trays and
serve from them.

The other waitress explains that tray stands are
placed throughout the restaurant. The nervous
beginner serves all her lunches successfully, and
afterwards asks an elderly couple if everything
has been all right.

"It was fine, dear," replies the man, "but my wife
and I have to leave now. Could she please have
her walker back?"

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"Order Guarantee"

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices
large sign on the wall:

$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!

When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung
on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the
kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
five $100 bills down on it and says,

"You got me that time buddy, but I want you to
know that's the first time in ten years we've been
out of rye bread!"