`I used to clean for a female who threatened to fire me every time she had a bad day at work. She wasn't home when I cleaned. She didn't see what I did when she was out. What she didn't know didn't hurt her. Chortle! I only regret that I never told her that she had a snake under her back porch.`

Of course, you did eventually tell her she was a pain in the ass though, right--and to her face?