Yeah, the men may be mumbling things that you don't expect Mrrzy.
And Chuck, you're taking my message a little too literally.
Since you brought it up, what are the rules of engagement? What if she is much bigger than I am and she tries to kiss me? How do I fend her off? What if she's bigger and stronger than me and likely to beat the crap out of me, wouldn't it be cowardly to not slap her and get the thrashing that I so richly deserve?