"He never existed so don't lay awake at night worrying about it."

That'll come as a helluva surprise to Anne Hathaway.

I had an English profession (Shakespeare class) in college who, when questioned about whether or not Shakespeare actually existed, commented that there is a substantial number of people with a wild hair up their butts (Oh, shock! Oh, horror! Language, Don, language!) about this, operating as such people always do with no real evidence whatever, but insist on rattling on nonetheless.

"It fulfills the valuable social function of keeping them off the streets," she concluded.

Don Firth