A random selection from my earlier years in the UK:

Your dad wasn't a glazier! ("Get out the way - I can't see.")

X?! I'll give you X!! (Said threateningly after you'd had the impertinence to ask for X.)

Little fishes lick their dishes - all say "amen".

Yard and a half of pump-water. (Said of an extremely thin person.)

Born in a barn? (To any non-shutter of doors.)