Hands On Entertainment*

I'm a red blooded male
both hearty and hale
And fluent in all kinds of braille

when I go out at night,
I "see" all the sights
With either my left hand or right

At Brighton and Hove,
there's a club now, By Jove!
That caters to my kind of cove

The dancers are pretty
and they felt it right shitty
that I would sit there in the dark

Now their license permits
while in there I sit
for my hands to "look" at their tits!

*somewhat to the tune of "Five dollar fine for whineing"