I can see a new use for one of the ones I remember:

If harmony
Is what you crave
Get a tuba
BURMA-SHAVE

How about:
If harmony
Is what you crave
Get to Mudcat!
BURMA-SHAVE


Other ones I remember, but don't see a Mudcat use for:

Anna and Ben
Just wouldn't quit.
Till he stopped shaving --
Ben-Anna split!
BURMA-SHAVE

Around the corner,
Lickety-split!
It's a beautiful car,
Wasn't it?
BURMA-SHAVE

That's about all the originals I can recall. I'll see if I can't think of some new ones, per the challenge above.

Bob Clayton