I am talkin' about privacy and old-fashioned romance here as opposed to draggin' everything out into public discussion and lookin' at it under a friggin' microscope, Steve. Porcupines got nothin' to do with it. It's disgustin' how everyone talks about sex these days like they was talkin' about baseball scores or somethin'. People nowadays just ain't got no class no more. You won't catch me revealin' no intimate details. If I'd been Bill Clinton and they'd started askin' me all them intimate questions about what happened with Monica, I'd have just told 'em all, "Go to hell, cos it's none of yer damn business!" And I'd have walked right outta the room if they persisted.

- Chongo