"I could care less."

No! You couldn't care less! That is the whole point you are trying to make, dumbass! If you could care less, it would mean you still care.

"I literally died when I heard that."

No, you didn't. You wouldn't be standing here telling me about it if you had.

"At this point in time..." (now) (a "point" in time is already over by the time the words are uttered, assuming anyone can even measure something as infinitesimally brief as a "point in time")

"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if it salutes." Yeah, right. ;-)

"Who dropped the ball?" What fucking ball? Are we playing football here? I don't think so.

"Prioritize?" "Departmentalize?" "Systematize?" Prioritize THIS, sucker! (Smack!)