From a Garfield cartoon I was told.

A lot of folks can't understand how we came   
to have an oil shortage here in Canada .   

Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.   

The reason for this is purely geographical.   

Our Oil is located in:

ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND   

Our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

Any Questions ???   
NO ?... Didn't think so.