Well, it's all over and the dust is now settling from the incredible 40,000th post on the MOABST, a seismic shift of awesome dimensions. Against all hopes, William Shatner did not appear and Angelina Jolie declined to post at all, but leaping in, in his usual agile fashion, Chongo Chimp siezed the 40,000th post with the memorable words: "Believe it, turkey."

Those words were directed toward one of the runners-up, Shane McBride, a man (?) who will definitely not get his free beer from Little Hawk.

As the world watched in wonder, Chongo Chimp made off with the ultimate prize of the 40,000th post, and all the glory that goes with it. Pundits will now speculate on how this prestigious primate will capitalize on his coup. Will this be the beginning of a wave of success that catapults him all the way to the Oval Office in 2012? Stay tuned for further revelations!