The Thin Line (Between Genius & Insanity)

Let me put nettles in your knickers, love
And drawing pins in your shoes
Then with every step you take
It'll drive away your blues.

Let me put red-hot pennies down your back, love
Barbed wire round your suspenders
Then with every move you make
You'll know I'm warm and tender

Let me put frogs in your bra-cups, love
And poison-ivy in your tights
Then you'll see just how much I need you
To do up my strait-jacket at night!

Here in the UK 'Suspenders' are what keeps a lady's stockings up!

The bit between the top of the stockings and the lady's pants is called 'The Giggling Strip' because if you get past that, you're laughing!