Leeneia

Perhaps St Louis isn't called Mound City. Perhaps they all lived in a place where they exercised the elephants from the local zoo. Who knows? Don't worry about it, I don't.

No I've never set foot in America. Or hand. Or anything really.

They once released an LP sampler with one of my songs on it in America, but (oh cruel fate!) no one bought the album. One reviewer said the album took the cause of country music back thirty years, which made me laugh.