The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3114657
Posted By: Little Hawk
15-Mar-11 - 10:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Shallow, derivative definitions are the specialty of The Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary, Amos, given the fact that it is a dictionary about ridiculous, derivative speech habits practiced in corporate boardrooms (often with accompanying flow charts present to supplement the jargon and increase the inane sense of false importance given to the proceedings). I think, Amos, that with your stunning mastery of bafflegab and bilgeroar you could go far in such organizations. They would look at me, on the other hand, and realize in an instant that I am not "corporate material", after which I would vanish right off their radar screens. I would as be "yesterday's pizza". But I think you could fool them! You have both the urbane look and the bloated vocabulary. What I suggest is that you penetrate the innermost and hitherto impregnable sanctums (sancta?) of the corporate order and overwhelm them with your vibrant and irresistible blathertwaddle and blithermore. They will be rendered helpless in the face of it, and will soon propel you to the top of the $ySStem. You then deliver them over to the true revolutionaries, such as myself, Donuel, and Chongo Chimp, and we will handle it from there. The corporate order will be swept away!!!!