Peeople pretend ta be Irish so's they can get free drinks and party and raise hell, eh? Any flippin' idiot knows that! Who flippin' CARES if it offends the flippin' Irish? I sure as flip don't, and I AM Irish, eh? What I mean is...my fambly come over to Canada, like, from Ireland, eh? It was in the 18-flippin'-hunderds sometime when they came here, so all us McBrides are from, like, good oerijinal Irish stock, eh? But if I was not Irsih then would I pretend to be to, like, be Irish so's to get in on the fun on St Patrick's Day and get some green beer? Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the Pope Cathlic? I rest my flippin' case.