When I walked in the room
I could smell her perfume
And the odor it cut like a knife
And though I couldn't be sure
When I put my hands to her
She felt like my best friend's ex-wifeChorus: She felt like my best friend's ex-wife
It gave me the shock of my life
I said to her "Joan
Why'd you leave Jim alone
And fill his existence with strife?"I said "this can't be real
Who'd guess that I'd feel
An old friend like you in this place?"
When she made not a sound
I felt really down
And she slapped me right in the faceCho:
It's been years since I touched her, but
I can't forget her, but
I never said one word to Jim
She's a smooth operator
But I just can't blame'er
I can't see what she saw in himCho: