Ah, LEJ, a very interesting twist on the tale! Well done, sir. Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

I said "this can't be real
Who'd guess that I'd feel
An old friend like you in this place?"
When she made not a sound
I felt really down
And she slapped me right in the face

And Micca -- you owe me a verse there, bubba! ;-)

-- Áine