The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134675   Message #3120477
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
24-Mar-11 - 12:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
A Woman's Poem
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked him one
...
Like his mother used to do.