Lyrics previously posted here, here, here, and here.

But there's actually only one thread about the song: Lyr Req: Coconut (Harry Nilsson). The other copies were posted in BS threads or as digressions (thread drift).

This is a hard song to find because people often call it erroneously "Lime in the Coconut" or "Put the Lime in the Coconut" or "Put de Lime in de Coconut" or they misspell it "cocoanut" or they might even spell it phonetically "cokey-nut" because that's how he pronounces it in the song.