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Thread #134675   Message #3121415
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
25-Mar-11 - 01:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
"The Long Hack Veil"

Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,
the mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will
die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined
face, then at the single flickering candle, then down
at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose
herself.

She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's
gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"