Speaking as a veteran morris dancer, I am only sorry that I do not live anywhere near London. If I did, and had the time, I would be busy assembling the most entertaining and lively team I could find. I would be registering the name "Google Morris" and knocking down the door of the studio using big sticks, demanding my free pint of Pimms.
Any morris dancer or musician worth their salt should be trying to beat me there.

Anne - Some of appreciate what you have attempted to do.

Quack!
GtD.