Grandpa, I fear our minds are more alike than is good for the world.... the one that has been bugging me since I opened this thread, while not a Burma Shave proper, just conjures up the funniest image, not unlike that you just brought into play. So what the hell, out with it:

Here I sit


Broken hearted


Tried to sh*t


And only f*rted...


BURMA SHAVE!

I mean, the human can of silly string...

Well I know SOME of you get ALL the puns, but I think I may need more progesterone.

~S~