The Dalai Lama walked into a McDonald's and ordered a hamburger. When the kid in the paper hat handed it to him, the Dalai Lama gave him a five dollar bill. The kid stuffed it into the till and said, "Next."

The Dalai Lama said, "Excuse me, but where's my change?"

The kid in the paper had said, "Change comes from within."

(Rimshot!!)

Don Firth