Dear Camper,

Good morning; we were glad to note that your 32-degree night was restful and that you did not repeat last night's sad bedwetting incident; we congratulate you upon expanding your camping season to enjoy our own delightful, winter-fur season.

The Committee wishes to thank you for the delicious fare you added to our meager winter food supply.

We were sorry, however, to note that your Class Dm Boondocker apparently did not afford convenient space for you to dress discreetly... please know that seeing a human remove her fur was quite a shock to our youngest members, when you elected to change into businesswear at our dining table instead of walking the few extra steps to the nearby enclosed building whose amenities we have so enjoyed, ourselves.

The Committee's mosquito members, unfortunately, were not on hand to remind you NOT to try THAT again, no matter HOW apparently empty the campground appeared to be! We would remind you that park rangers share our viewpoint about this matter, and WILL be driving through more often when you next visit!

(Please-- TMI!!!)


Signed, The Campground Committee