grandma mire jumped in the fire
the fire was so hot she jumped in the pot
the pot was so black she jumped in the crack
the crack was so high she jumped in the sky
the sky was so blue she jumped in the canoe
the canoe was so deep she jumped in the creek
the creek was so shallow she jumped in the tallow
the tallow was so soft she jumped in the loft
the loft was so rotten she jumped in the cotton
the cotton was so white she stayed all night.
she had a little dog it's name was Rover when it died,
it died all over except for its tail and it turned over.