"a bunch of coke-addled pony-tailed pseuds from an ad company"

Ah, how I miss those heady days – quite brought a tear to my eye. But you forgot the three-hour lunches and endless rounds of Stolly and Bolly before heading down to Annabel's in the 911. I think it's time for an advertising pseuds' revival. Bloody bankers seem to be the only ones having any fun these days.