I must come to the session on day and sing a wee song I picked up from Johney Keenan...

Come all ye sons of piety and listen to my dirge
Some say its just a pack of lies,
but its gosple every word
When God made father Adam, sure
he laughed and danced and sang
and he tied off Adams belly with
a little piece of wang.

Ah my, there will always be an England if only for the funny place names. Of course, here in the US, we have Bird in Hand, Intercourse, and Paradice all in a row in Lancaster...

Best wishes
Lorcan